california☮️
If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be considered stoned off your ass?
always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag
thats illegal, you d*mb fuck
“always have a gun in case you see a brown person”
why is my sentence any worse?
Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.
Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
If you take a shit on January 1st 2018, you’re literally shitting away something from 2017.
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
About 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses,
Trees that are chopped down and turned into Jenga pieces get to relieve their violent death over and over again.
